CanIgeta“ramen“fromthecongregation?!BeholdtheChurchoftheFlyingSpaghettiMonster(FSM),today’sfastestgrowingcarbohydrate-basedreligion.AccordingtochurchfounderBobbyHenderson,theuniverseandalllifewithinitwerecreatedbyamysticalanddivinebeing:theFlyingSpaghettiMonster.WhatdrivestheFSM’sdevoutfollowers,a.k.a.Pastafarians?Somesayit’stheassuringtouchfromtheFSM’s“noodlyappendage.“Thentherearethosewholovetheworshipservice,whichisconductedinpiratetalkandattendedbycongregantsindashingbuccaneergarb.StillothersaredrawntotheChurch’sflimsymoralstandards,religiousholidayseveryFriday,orthefactthatPastafarianheaveniswaycooler:DoesyourheavenhaveaStripperFactoryandaBeerVolcano?IntelligentDesignhasfinallymetitsmatch--andithasnothingtodowithapesortheOliveGardenofEden.Withinthesepages,BobbyHendersonoutlinesthetruefacts-dispellingsuchmaliciousmythsasevolution(“onlyatheory“),science(“onlyalotoftheories“),andwhetherwe’rereallydescendedfromapes(fact:Humansshare95percentoftheirDNAwithchimpanzees,buttheyshare99.9percentwithpirates!)Seewhatimpressivelycredentialedtopscientistshavetosay:“IfIntelligentDesignistaughtinschools,equaltimeshouldbegiventotheFSMtheoryandthenon-FSMtheory.“-ProfessorDouglasShaw,Ph.D.“Donotbehypocritical.Allowequaltimeforotheralternative’theories’likeFSMism,whichisbyfarthetastierchoice.“-J.Simon,Ph.D.“Inmyscientificopinion,whencomparingthetwotheories,FSMtheoryseemstobemorevalidthanclassicIDtheory.“-AfshinBeheshti,Ph.D.Readthebookanddecideforyourself!
SCIENCE SPAGHETTI Intel SIMON RAMEN MONSTER FLYING
